I feel like getting twitter JUST so I can follow Ezra Koenig
wrong is spelled wrong when it is spelled right
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
Maths Methods? Don’t you mean ‘gradually lowering your self-esteem and occasionally singing songs about the quadratic formula’?
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
"You thought you wouldn’t find a friend at the party."
Captain Von Trapp was my first ever crush.
NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO IMPREGNATE GIRLS WITHOUT HAVING SEX LIKE GASTON