Digesting Fish Fingers and Custard

randomfluffybird:

Ok, so I have seen several posts talking about Austria, Netherlands and Switzerland as the money trio, but can we please just take a moment to imagine them playing monopoly?

r00derichedelstein:

average person gets called an ostrich 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets called an ostrich 0 times per year. Roderich Edelstein, who’s nickname is Austrich  & gets called that over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

forthenexttenminutesago:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

capital-emm:

People keep asking why I buy albums if I already have them on my iPod. I don’t buy albums to play them, I buy albums to have the physical presence of the album in front of me, it’s an amazing feeling you don’t understand.

theorystyles:

rom-coms (romantic communists)

free-eternal-booty:

nagisa your mother and i are very concerned about you

free-eternal-booty:

nagisa your mother and i are very concerned about you

so-so-chan:

Yes but imagine Alfred going to a REALLY important world meeting in one of those dumb super mario hoodies 

so-so-chan:

Yes but imagine Alfred going to a REALLY important world meeting in one of those dumb super mario hoodies 

downtheupstairs:

ok guys but.

i was just looking up the meaning of the name Erwin and guess what:

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This man

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is literally

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COMMANDER HANDSOME

COMMANDER HANDSOME

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

oliviawhen:

Some doodles for my roommate painbows & her ugly sweater au, in which Erwin’s hobby is knitting everyone beautiful gifts.

me: [walking past music store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no
 - U young, why u walk so slow like u old woman?
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